A blonde and a brunette own a dairy farm and decide to buy a bull so they can increase their breeding stock. They only have £1000 so they decide the brunette should go to buy the bull and the blonde will come and pick it up when the sale is done. The brunette buys a real stud bull for £999 and goes into the post office to send a telegram to tell the blonde to come and pick up her and the bull. The post master tells her it's £1 per word so the brunette thinks very hard and says send the word "comfortable". The postmaster asks how in hell she'll know that means to come and pick her up. The brunette replies "She's blonde. She reads very slowly".
I used to work in a pet shop but got sacked cos i kept putting my hand in the trill.
2006-12-03 08:09:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Best one i've seen tonight. That's NOBLE (if your blonde read the capitals very slowly )
2006-12-03 14:19:51 · answer #1 · answered by kev3753 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 blonds are walking down the line on an identical time as they see yet yet another blond sitting in an empty field in a row-boat, rowing furiously. the 1st blond says to the 2d, "you pay interest to, it quite is human beings like that that delivers us blonds a bad call!" the 2d blond responds, "i pay interest to!! If I knew the thank you to swim, i might swim perfect available and kick her @$$!"
2016-10-17 16:01:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gd 1 lol 9/10
2006-12-03 08:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is HILARIOUS... I really don't think it is that corny at all... Matter of fact I think it is one of the BEST blonde jokes I know!! :)
2006-12-03 08:12:25 · answer #4 · answered by furmangirl08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, yes corny. It's alright, but ain't too fond of it.
2006-12-03 08:17:41 · answer #5 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it because ive heard this before
2006-12-03 08:14:18 · answer #6 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2006-12-03 09:14:35 · answer #7 · answered by Dawg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-03 08:26:33 · answer #8 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-03 08:14:40 · answer #9 · answered by mojorainbow1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're right, it is corny but cute.
2006-12-03 08:53:58 · answer #10 · answered by gramma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋