He sits there reading the newspaper and she looks at him in her dressing gown and says'''' dearest you know this year we will be married 35 years. ''Yes dear the husband replies. Then she says '' Ya know dear my nipples are as hot for you today as they were all those years ago. The husband looks over the top of the newspaper and say's '' Im not supprised one of them is in your coffee and the other is in your porridge..
2006-12-03 08:07:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-03 08:12:11 · answer #1 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Later that day the old woman took her husband to the doctor. After examining the man, the doctor told the husband to bring in a urine and fecal sample.
The old man was hard of hearing and asked "huh, what'd he say?" The old woman replied, "Give the doctor your underwear."
2006-12-03 16:12:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eeeeeewwwwwwwww!!
LOL
2006-12-03 16:09:49 · answer #3 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heh made me laugh 10/10.
2006-12-03 16:11:21 · answer #4 · answered by Yuvi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Yum O" ...to quote Rachael Ray
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2006-12-03 16:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by John H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this one before, very funny
2006-12-03 16:08:26 · answer #6 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya not very funny
2006-12-03 16:10:21 · answer #7 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
funny
2006-12-03 16:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by Viren 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, try again
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2006-12-03 16:09:36 · answer #9 · answered by Frost 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahhhahahaha!!!!!!!!!! thnx for the laugh:>)
2006-12-03 23:04:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL good
2006-12-03 16:17:34 · answer #11 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋