There a plenty of appropriate places to have sex, at the movies is not one of them.
You could be arrested (how embarrassing would that be?)
2006-12-03 08:00:13
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answered by ©2009 7
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2016-05-16 06:01:41
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answered by ? 3
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Regardless of the likelihood of getting caught (which would depend on - what theatre, what film, what time, how many in the theatre, how loud you were), it's a bad idea. Have you ever dropped something on the floor of a movie theatre? It's GROSS and anyone who puts their tender bare against it is liable to get stuck in the goo and be so turned off, they'd never be able to enjoy the sex.
Besides, in most places public sex is illegal. If the theatre chose to call the police and have you arrested, rather than the employees just asking you to leave, I doubt you'd think it was worth it. (Theater employees don't get paid enough to interrupt sex acts, in my opinion.) So if you try it, choose your venue very carefully, and bring a blanket to throw down.
2006-12-03 08:03:26
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answered by zilmag 7
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If you are caught, not only would you get thrown out, but possibly arrested for indecent exposure, which if convicted, you could be forced to register as a sex offender...at least that's what I was told when my girlfrind and I got busted. We weren't fully engaged when we were caught...thank God!
But if you decide to do that sort of thing, you should:
A) avoid the floor because of all of the spilled soda and popcorn...germ farms. If you have a multiplex in your area with retractable armrests, jackpot!
B) pick a theater that will be almost completely empty (artsy independent flicks are usually the best for that)
C) keep as quiet as possible. You really never know if you're alone in there.
D) speaking as someone who once worked in a theater and had to clean the place at night, for God's sake, throw the condom away in the trash can when you leave. It's bad enough working for minimum wage, but having to clean up stuff like that was one of the reasons I quit.
2006-12-03 08:12:34
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answered by randomthoughtpatterns 2
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Sex In Movie Theater
2016-10-01 23:59:05
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answered by swendsen 4
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Most theatres have dark corners those little lights son't cast over. If you were to find a corner like such, since it is kind of cold, throw have your girlfriend place it under her arms like a blanket while she sits on your lap sideways, like across the row of seats, and lay her head across your chest, with suave I'm sure you could pull it off. Or just go when no one there. I had a friend long ago that did it and I couldn't believe she didn't get caught. Oh, and I'm sure you'd get thrown out. Just keep you eyes open for the little boys with the flashlights.
2006-12-03 08:03:55
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answered by bre714 2
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I've had sex in a theater I have no idea how many times, I wanna say 12, but I'm not sure. In various theaters in Ventura, CA. I was on top of him, either straddling him or just sitting on his lap facing the movie, thank God for miniskirts. And yes, each time the theater was packed. I've given head and hand jobs too.
2016-03-26 23:17:15
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answered by Anonymous
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Love among the jujubes. Doesn't sound terribly romantic. In the old days you could get away with it in the back row of the balcony. Today, your not likely to get away with it, the police will be called, you will be hauled to local cop shop and charged with public lewdness, at a minimum.
Will be quite humiliating and likely have the charge in your jacket to haunt for a long time. Possibly even a sexual predator label, that would really suck.
2006-12-03 08:00:38
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answered by Dane 6
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sex movie theatre
2016-01-25 02:49:02
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answered by Allison 4
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if you were in a drive-in theatre it wouldn't matter,but in an indoor theatre i don't think so. if somebody seen what you were doing they could call the police and you could get arrested for indecent exposure
2006-12-03 08:02:29
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't think that you should have sex in the theatre. I think that they will kick you out. You will get caught.
Good luck
2006-12-03 08:00:50
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answered by Monkey Gurl 28 1
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