One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ***!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
2006-12-03 07:52:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*laughing to hard to type* hahahahahahaha
2006-12-03 07:56:27 · answer #1 · answered by myshinigami 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it's a good thing the minister didn't ask "and what would you like to be able to do in the kingdom of heaven?" and mr. jones, having been poked again yells" "F*CK!"
2006-12-03 08:00:10 · answer #2 · answered by heyrobo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I dont think 99 sons is right
2006-12-03 07:57:15 · answer #3 · answered by sdr35hw 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i don't think anyone would actual be stupid enough to say that in a church even if they were half sleeping
2006-12-03 08:20:37 · answer #4 · answered by dizzymisslizzy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't usually like jokes about religion but have to admit that one was really cute got a good chuckle out of it thanks
2006-12-03 08:03:05 · answer #5 · answered by freaky gardener 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
But I wasn't sleeping, honest! I was... ... ... praying.
Yeah. Praying.
2006-12-03 07:59:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like it! very funny sister
2006-12-03 08:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by spanky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-12-03 07:57:36 · answer #8 · answered by Arf Bee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋