MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
2006-12-03 07:44:24 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes that so funny. LOL.
My bro thought it was funny too!
2006-12-03 07:58:21 · answer #1 · answered by Mary H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i didnt see that one coming was very funny! x
2006-12-03 15:49:44 · answer #2 · answered by lilly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really don't know what to say. Hmm. Ok, it's funny.
2006-12-03 16:29:08 · answer #3 · answered by sci fi fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha funny yet disgusting at the same time!!!
2006-12-03 16:07:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-03 16:31:52 · answer #5 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what if he wanted tampons!!!!!
i think it brillant
was wondering where it was going for a second
2006-12-03 15:54:32 · answer #6 · answered by helen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nasty but funny :-p.
2006-12-03 15:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by Yuvi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh, good one
2006-12-03 15:58:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I like it!
2006-12-03 15:48:49 · answer #9 · answered by *~'~'Claire~'~'* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its gross not funny.
2006-12-03 15:55:57 · answer #10 · answered by Lia*808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋