A man finally goes with his wife to church, after promising her for weeks that he'd go. Surprisingly, the man was so impressed with the preacher's sermon he stopped on the way out to shake his hand.
"Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a DAMN fine sermon."
The preacher says, "Why thank you sir, but we don't used profanity in the house of the Lord."
The man says, "But preacher, seriously, I'm not a religious man, but that was the best DAMNED sermon I ever heard."
The preacher says again, "Sir, while I appreciate what you're trying to say, I must be blunt: DO NOT use curse words in the Lord's house again."
The man says, "Well, anyway, I was so impressed with your sermon that I placed $5000 dollars in the collection plate".
"No ****?" says the Preacher.
2006-12-03 07:39:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You cheeky little sweetie...lol 5 lashes with a wet noodle you get! xx
2006-12-03 07:50:04 · answer #1 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it showed up in an American church..any preacher would say that
2006-12-03 15:42:39 · answer #2 · answered by sdr35hw 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one the other day
and it still got me
even though it is bad
God does have a sense of Humor
2006-12-03 15:44:15 · answer #3 · answered by snuggels102 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad silly sister
2006-12-03 15:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by spanky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You naughty naughty girl !! I liked better than the last one
2006-12-03 15:44:56 · answer #5 · answered by ><>JHF<>< 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha, religion is ALL about the tithing... Just ask robert titlon!
2006-12-03 15:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Money speaks louder than words! lol
2006-12-03 15:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by tofu 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, That's a good one! Hee hee
2006-12-03 15:42:43 · answer #8 · answered by apple 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL *can't breathe laughing to hard*
2006-12-03 15:41:25 · answer #9 · answered by myshinigami 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL, awesome.
2006-12-03 15:43:56 · answer #10 · answered by Dave 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋