i have just been thrown out of B&Q'S you know the D.I.Y. place.
some pratt in orange overalls came up to me and said ''do you want decking''
so i got the first punch in
2006-12-03 07:34:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha hah brill mate , short an sweet my kinda joke !!
2006-12-03 08:38:16 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old 1 but still makes me laugh 9/10
2006-12-03 15:36:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't go 2 Next then!
2006-12-03 16:03:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the time someone asked me. "Are there B&Q's in Dublin?"
I said. "No, but there are two O's in Bolton"
2006-12-03 15:56:40 · answer #4 · answered by The Shadow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL....nah, I don't believe it, but it's funny none the less!!!
2006-12-03 15:45:51 · answer #5 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good for you, he should watch how he words his words!
2006-12-03 15:50:28 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure i believe it
2006-12-03 15:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good for you, well done, ha ha
2006-12-03 15:36:13 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol >D go you
2006-12-03 15:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
arrrggh!
2006-12-03 21:10:28 · answer #10 · answered by MichaeR 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋