Youngest son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference
between
'Potentially' and 'Reality'?"
Dad: "I will show you"
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep
with Robert Redford
for 1 million dollars?"
Wife: "Yes of course, I would never waste such an
opportunity!"
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with
Brad Pitt
for 1 million dollars.
Daughter: "Wow! Oh my God!!! This is my fantasy!"
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would
you sleep with
Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"
Elder Son: "Huh, Yeah , why not?. Imagine what I
could do with 1
million dollars! I would never hesitate!"
So the father turns back to his youngest son saying:
"You see son,
'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars;
but 'In reality' we
are living with 2 sluts and a poofter!!"
2006-12-03
07:28:29
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