When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.
"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show You how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "Why did you do that?"
"Tarzan check for bees."
2006-12-03 07:26:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao thats hilarious
best tonight lol
2006-12-03 07:46:10 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's stioll a funny joke.
I have a Little Mermaid one, but it violates Community standards to tell it here
2006-12-03 15:31:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best,12/10 lol wish you'd audition for TV
2006-12-03 19:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bees and fleas that was a good not heard before joke10/10
2006-12-03 15:38:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny, so much better when we can actually read the words, than when they are censored.
2006-12-03 16:48:53 · answer #5 · answered by FairyBlessed 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha the funniest joke iv heard on here by far! lol
2006-12-03 16:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the funniest one I've read today - also the most horrid!!!
2006-12-03 16:18:15 · answer #7 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-03 15:29:02 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooooooooooo funny
2006-12-03 16:38:10 · answer #9 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO I love your jokes
2006-12-03 15:59:28 · answer #10 · answered by Yuvi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋