A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk.
As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says
"NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE"
Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come up with a plan
"what I'll do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it's a snake skin belt"
"Yes" the woman replies "but what about the skunk?"
"I don't know, you'll just have to hide it up your skirt"
"but what about the smell?" the woman asks.
To which the man replies "Look, if it dies it dies!"
2006-12-03 07:24:32 · 32 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 funny
2006-12-03 07:29:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny heres one for you a man and woman are in bed at night and they hear a knock on the door the man goes down to answer it he finds a man at the door the man says any chance you could give me a push mate says the man sod of says the other man look at the time of night and he slams the door and goes back to bed who was that says his wife just some man asking for a push he replies i told him to sod of you mean thing she says remember that old banger we had how many people helped you go and find him and help him so the man gets dressed and goes out to the gate hello he shouts no reply so he walks down the lane and shouts hello again hello he hears the man shouts again hello do you still want that push he says yes replies the voice were are you asks the man over here replys the voice on the swings ha ha
2006-12-03 07:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by LISA J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
65 out of 100
2006-12-03 08:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i became contained in the save searching for a birthday card for my pal. right here became a woman close by such as her son who became perchance 4 years previous or so. I felt a fart so I pushed it out. It became lengthy and quite loud. the lady tried to in a well mannered way pretend that no longer something got here about yet her son needed no element of that. He began to ask her..."Mommy, did you do this?" "Mommy, became that you?" The extra she tried to quiet him, the further continual he grew to develop into. She became so embarrassed that i could not help yet snort.
2016-11-30 02:23:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 outta 10 of course
2006-12-03 07:33:25 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 it is funny more likely 5
2006-12-03 07:53:14 · answer #6 · answered by 456512 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny cuz he insultin the wife sayin the skunk is smellin better then she is!!! wow thats crazy where did you get that? or did you come up with that by yourself. LOL that was funny.
2006-12-03 07:28:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats great...on a scale of 1-10....8 1/2
2006-12-03 07:27:13 · answer #8 · answered by jbauersgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Presentation needs work, but it's pretty funny
2006-12-03 07:27:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im on the f**ng floor again that joke was something else a full 10 for it
2006-12-03 07:42:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋