A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.
"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic.
"That's nothing!'' said the Baptist. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!"
"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon. ''I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"
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On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blond virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Christian husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent." Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! To whom did you lend it, and for how long?"
2006-12-03 07:15:43 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha very funny
2006-12-07 23:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by s.p. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both r very funny. For those who did'nt get the first one, a Golf course has 18 holes. Ha ha.
2006-12-05 23:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by 50+Brat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PD, you are aware, aren't you, that it's been well over 100 years since any member of my faith could have more than one wife?
Time to move on!
2006-12-09 00:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by Larry L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny i didnt get the first 1 but the second oh dont make me talk about it it was so funny
2006-12-03 17:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by yic4e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one should have been talked about in premarital counselling.
2006-12-04 07:26:54 · answer #5 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! "To Whom Did You Lend It?!! LOL.
Good One! LOL.
2006-12-08 22:12:49 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2006-12-04 00:35:47 · answer #7 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-12-03 16:01:20 · answer #8 · answered by Secret Service But I Got My Own SK 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG good ones
2006-12-05 07:06:27 · answer #9 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is retarded. The second one is hilarious! I was bustin' my gut on that one! ;)
2006-12-03 15:21:40 · answer #10 · answered by ♥hollister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First was Wow!!! Second was Wow! Wow! Wow!
2006-12-03 15:33:46 · answer #11 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋