A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patientand started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes - which is why I came here in the first place."
2006-12-03 07:03:46 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i shoudda sore that one coming.....very good
2006-12-03 07:06:04 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
2006-12-03 07:07:55 · answer #2 · answered by MamaJupe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lmao 10/10
2006-12-03 07:19:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-12-03 07:06:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! That is kinda funny! Did you come up with that or just copy and paste it or what? good 1!
2006-12-03 07:08:37 · answer #5 · answered by SCSA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEah thats pretty funny!!
2006-12-03 07:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved that one to funny 10.99
it made my day
2006-12-03 07:15:51 · answer #7 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Didn't see that coming.
2006-12-03 08:05:14 · answer #8 · answered by Yuvi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is funny but crude humor
2006-12-03 07:38:05 · answer #9 · answered by my_heartlieswithin@yahoo.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
serves him right dirty bugger 9/10
2006-12-03 07:20:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋