faststang71,,, this one is for you.....hehe
I was getting way too serious, Had to do a funny one. lol
2006-12-03 07:02:52 · 14 answers · asked by jayjay 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Internet Oracle has considered your question, which was lacking many of the superlatives that supplicants should provide when asking a questions, and decided to answer anyway.
Your questions actually answers itself in that woodchucks cannot chuck wood - but allowing the "if", I started an alternate universe program and modified the WoodChuckChuck class to include the ability to chuck wood.
After running the alternate universe program I found that even though the woodchuck could chuck wood, it was much to lazy preferring to play Doom on an iPod. (You define your alternate universe and I'll define mine).
So the answer is the same. IF a woodchuck could chuck would, he still wouldn't.
You owe the oracle 2 dozen brownies - happy brownies.
2006-12-03 07:13:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It depends upon the typical rate of wood chucking, the amount of time the woodchuck has within which to chuck wood, and of course modifying factors such as the type of wood, the weather, and if the woodchuck is in the Wood Chuckers Union and is allowed 15 minute coffee breaks every two hours.
2006-12-03 15:11:08 · answer #2 · answered by zandyandi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck chucks, but since a woodchuck don't chuck wood, a woodchuck's wood chucking amount is chucked out.
2006-12-03 15:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by thumperingss 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-12-03 15:05:41 · answer #4 · answered by sweet p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck wouldn't chuck any wood cuz a wood chuck can't chuck wood.
2006-12-03 15:18:31 · answer #5 · answered by yidlmama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-12-03 15:06:38 · answer #6 · answered by ambr95012 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck could chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-12-03 15:21:42 · answer #7 · answered by kellydinh77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-12-03 15:05:46 · answer #8 · answered by Gingersnap 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-12-03 15:04:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hey great question.......a bit nutty!!
the old dirty woodchuck, instead of chucking some wood, would try his luck in the back of a truck, trying to ****, but would get his **** stuck, as if in muck. He'd call for a pluck, to get it unstuck, realizing his luck he'd go back to chuck...and therefore the dirty unlucky woodchuck would get alot of wood chucked......substituting chucking for *******!!
fill in the blanks however you like.....thannks for the making us think jayjay!! Your cool!!
2006-12-04 09:50:20 · answer #10 · answered by faststang71 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋