Once upon a time there was a magic mirror that could tell
when you were lying. If you were, ZAP! it would suck you
in and you were gone forever.
One day, an old lady, a brunette, and a blonde happened by
the mirror. The old lady looked in it and said, "I think I'm
the most beautiful woman in the world." ZAP! The mirror
sucked her in and she was gone.
The brunette looked in and said, "I think I'm the most
beautiful woman in the world." ZAP! The mirror sucked her in
and she, too, disappeared.
The blonde looked in and said, "I think. . ."
ZAP the mirror sucked her in !
2006-12-03 06:45:22 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!!! hahahahahahaha ive heard this one before and i laugh every time....
2006-12-03 06:48:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.. That was funny haha
I heard the version of 3 guys.. English, Scottish and Irish..
2006-12-03 14:53:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Thats so funny. NOT. My cousin is blonde and she says thats offensive because she's actually a straight A student.
2006-12-03 14:53:10 · answer #3 · answered by Lia*808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's good - some joke to make me think about why she got zapped. Did you make this up yourself?
2006-12-03 14:54:01 · answer #4 · answered by leazngurl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2006-12-03 14:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one day the blonds of the world are going to revolt against the stereotypical offensive jokes made on their idiocy. Until then we will keep on laughing at them
2006-12-03 14:52:56 · answer #6 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Teehee haha oh poor blondes
2006-12-03 14:55:48 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really offensive. As a matter of fact, I'm the smartest person at my school, with a 4.0 GPA!!
2006-12-03 14:49:48 · answer #8 · answered by booberryjuice 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gayest joke ever. I'm not blonde, and im not a woman and yet I think it sucked ***. (i got the "joke", but it failed to ammuse me)
2006-12-03 15:09:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i am blonde and i even think that's funny*its hard to amuse me w/ those jokes* but that was good!
2006-12-03 15:15:38 · answer #10 · answered by LexiLuva 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋