One morning while making breakfast a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said "If you firmed this up we could get rid of your control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke up his wife with a pinch of both of her breasts and said "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra".
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his dangler with a death grip in place she said.....
"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of
The gardener, the postman, the pool man and your brother".
2006-12-03 06:42:42 · 21 answers · asked by JillPinky 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
are you my wife???
2006-12-03 07:09:50 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-05 13:03:48 · answer #2 · answered by Patrick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lmao 10/10
2006-12-03 15:17:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah lot of things can help reducing the budget see, LoL
2006-12-03 14:45:39 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-12-03 14:54:02 · answer #5 · answered by brandi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ding Dong she aint wrong - absolutely beltin that one - shall be telling that one to the lads at work - cheers
2006-12-08 14:57:04 · answer #6 · answered by Velvet Kitten 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool I like this made me laugh
2006-12-03 14:48:39 · answer #7 · answered by thecat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. good 4 the guy.
2006-12-03 14:50:35 · answer #8 · answered by Lia*808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top notch!!
Might nick that one!!
2006-12-03 14:47:08 · answer #9 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm cracking up!
2006-12-03 14:49:41 · answer #10 · answered by Adrienne C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me and my poorly sick partner laugh ty :o)
2006-12-03 14:46:26 · answer #11 · answered by mousie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋