Pay rise i think its funny?

Question

I, the p--is, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

I do physical labour;
I work at great depths;
I plunge head first into everything I do;
I work in a damp environment;
I don't get paid overtime;
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation;
I work in high temperatures; and,
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


Sincerely,

The P--is


Dear P--is...

Your request has been rejected for the following reasons...

You always enter the work place with two suspicious looking bags,
You often fall asleep on the job,
You rarely complete the task given,
You withdraw from work place too early,
You have been reported to have been visiting other work places hence making you a potential disease carrier,

If you feel this assesment of your performance has been too harsh, please feel free to launch an appeal via the relevant authorities...

Yours Sincerely the ......:)

Answer 1

in a class of its own 10/10

Answer 2

Good one!! I have printed this off ready for the next pay rise request!

Answer 3

Poor pe'nis works so hard but recognizes none

Answer 4

My brothers crying cause he laughing to much.hahahahahaha

Answer 5

awww thats cute

Answer 6

Give me some more money!! What about the smell!!!!

Answer 7

now that you put it lilke that i think its time to look for a new job

Answer 8

you wont get a doller out of me you mother fuc*king p.i.mp! lol xx

Answer 9

lol....