A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow
goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her
and says "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll
forgive me."
She replies, "If your d--k is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."
1. A tall well-built woman with good
2. reputation, who can cook frogs
3. legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
4. schia garden, classic music and tal-
5. king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.
2006-12-03 06:25:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My room no is 601 ;-)
LoL
2006-12-03 06:37:44 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, both pretty good, thumbs up. First one a 6. Second an 8.
2006-12-03 14:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the one below
2006-12-03 14:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by Marin S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If thats your personal then Im your man
2006-12-03 14:36:03 · answer #4 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And if you're as pretty as your picture, I'm in South London!
2006-12-03 14:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by Musicol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was funny the second one was kind of demeaning...
2006-12-03 14:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by georgiabelle87 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one always laughing kizzy is gone now its your turn
2006-12-03 14:53:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
these r some of the funniest jokes i have read in a while.
2006-12-03 14:35:52 · answer #8 · answered by Soccergrl77 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
good
thanks x
2006-12-03 14:30:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww that was funny
2006-12-03 14:41:20 · answer #10 · answered by YoMoMMa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋