If not, please consider yourself a complete social outcast who God will cast out too. Maybe you should start practicing for the afterlife by dousing yourself in gasoline and setting yourself on fire because hell is very real, and so is heaven,and so is purgatory, and possibly the land of oz--they killed witches there, right?
2006-12-03 06:22:09 · 26 answers · asked by Mrs.Stepford 3 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL! that's funny cuz Stepford Wives aren't aloud to think for themselves, I get it!
And I almost got offended, until I realized what you were, poor dear.
2006-12-03 06:25:27 · answer #1 · answered by apple 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Of course I did , I could not think of a better place to be. Even though I know people who think church and God is not really all that important. But wait a day will come when they will wish they have been in church and have a relationship with the Lord.
2006-12-03 14:27:15 · answer #2 · answered by revfergy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I did drive by a church. Does that count?
The only witches that were killed in Oz were the wicked ones. The Good Witches of the North and South were not killed, and both wicked ones were killed by accident.
2006-12-03 14:25:19 · answer #3 · answered by The Doctor 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you are were trying to witness by submitting that type of comment you just failed. If you are a christian you are only supposed to preach JESUS and futhermore I'm going to church this afternoon our worship service starts at 2:30pm. But don't be decieved going to church does not make you saved, there are plenty of people going to hell sitting in the church. If you went today-Good. But next time you go listen carefully because i know your pastor is not teaching you to judge. When someone truly gets saved and believe in Jesus Christ they will faithfully come to church.
2006-12-03 14:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear Sister, its time you start understanding the correct way to represent Christ;
Love Grace
Love Grace
Love Grace
By the way, the Church is the gathering of the saints, two or more, a good place is in your house.
2006-12-03 14:28:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell=Grave
2006-12-03 14:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dousing and setting right now--oops! I just disappeared in a puff of smoke! Don't try this at home kids!
2006-12-03 14:31:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell isn't going to be a lake of fire, it is going to be shivering cold. No light, no heat, just cold.
Hopefully, there will be a sheep or two to keep us warm.
2006-12-03 14:26:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I woke up sick this morning and feeling too gross to go to church God will spare me of the buring for now
2006-12-03 14:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh, Mrs. Stepford, Thank you again.
Your posts are always good for a belly laugh.
Keep up the good work!
2006-12-03 14:29:23 · answer #10 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋