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2006-12-03 06:10:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Red lipstick isn't just for vietnamese baby prostitutes...
2006-12-03 06:11:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well the best way to solve a problem is to go buy a horse and ride off into the distance while forgetting chicken wings
2006-12-03 14:14:02 · answer #2 · answered by phantomreincarnated 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
FINE,
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS.
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS..................................
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO..
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!
2006-12-03 14:17:10 · answer #3 · answered by ~i love my boys~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hickery dickery dock
3 mice ran up the clock.
clock struck one and
the other two got away with
minor injuries!!
hahahaha
2006-12-03 15:03:29 · answer #4 · answered by вяεηδа™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meow.
2006-12-03 14:12:13 · answer #5 · answered by Princess P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
random:
green cows from space ate my mother
2006-12-03 14:12:47 · answer #6 · answered by Happy Girl=) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i sleep with a cabbage patch kid
2006-12-03 14:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick up a penny, and all day you'll have a penny....
2006-12-03 14:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by odd_person 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cheesy bread
2006-12-03 14:12:23 · answer #9 · answered by ajhkgfhjdfgksj 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no Stems no seeds that you don't need Acapulco gold is (bubble bubble bubble) BAD *** WEED
2006-12-03 14:14:10 · answer #10 · answered by tj_george2 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋