A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says,
"Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast
table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times."
Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples
are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.
2006-12-03 06:06:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i hope she takes milk in both coffee and oatmeal 10/10
2006-12-03 06:59:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-03 14:14:37 · answer #2 · answered by Kimberly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Extremely disgusting. I agree with Clarabel.
2006-12-03 15:00:08 · answer #3 · answered by ♥hollister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny , gave my nipples a funny sensation!!
2006-12-03 14:25:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but gross visual
2006-12-03 14:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by B L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww......when i started reading that i pictured them as my grandparents!!! uhhgggg
2006-12-03 14:54:13 · answer #6 · answered by beatles luver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk
2006-12-03 14:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good
2006-12-03 14:28:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is gross wow are you ok
2006-12-03 14:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by Opal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...funnnny
2006-12-03 20:08:48 · answer #10 · answered by Kiky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋