Do you think this is funny?...i found it pretty hilarious :o)
Try to solve the second one.
A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,
"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."
The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."
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Solve:
A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?
2006-12-03 06:03:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yet
2006-12-03 06:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first joke is funny, but I don't think pedophiles are a good topic for jokes- it's too much of an awful serious thing to be very funny. As for the riddle, I swear I've heard it before but I can't think of the answer...
2006-12-03 14:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I heard that first one just the other day!
I'm afraid of what the answer to the second one might be.
Ohhh wait, I see Suicidal Turkeys got it - Yet.
2006-12-03 14:07:20 · answer #3 · answered by blondes tease, brunettes please 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dog's name was Yet.
2006-12-03 14:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man rode. and his dog walked. so his dogs name was "YET"
2006-12-03 14:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by beatles luver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh, that's a bit too dark for my liking. Creepy.
2006-12-03 14:05:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dogs name is "yet" of course
2006-12-03 14:06:26 · answer #7 · answered by Nick V 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the way you think.
2006-12-03 14:06:17 · answer #8 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one ..rode "yet" walked
2006-12-03 14:08:06 · answer #9 · answered by Andres B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know. Rode???
2006-12-03 14:06:47 · answer #10 · answered by strasburg_cat_princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bike
2006-12-03 14:20:21 · answer #11 · answered by blondie27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋