Assuming that you are a nice person, and assuming that you have young children. Let’s say your children have been begging you to get them a pet for the festive season. So one day you set out to go to the pet shop. On your way, you couldn’t help checking the RSPCA as well. You find a parrot there; trouble is that this parrot utters the filthiest swear words you ever heard. Fed up trying to find an owner, they tell you that if they don’t find an owner soon, they will have to put it to sleep. What will you do -
a) Bring the bird home and face the music.
b) Leave the parrot and go buy a puppy from the pet shop. Feel a bit guilty, and responsible for the poor parrot; or
c) Get the parrot. Send it to your mother-in-law. She could use some company. Then go to the pet shop and buy a suitable pet for your kids.
2006-12-03 05:43:35 · 19 answers · asked by netwalker01 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
c by a mile lol
2006-12-03 05:46:27 · answer #1 · answered by question man 911 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do not have young childrenn ,but friends know people who did, unfortunately, these owners also did drugs. One day they saw a police car downstairs, and jim shouted, stuff the f lot under the matress, which they did. The door was broken down, in came the police, and the parrott shouted stuff the f lot under the matress.
another very disloyal pet. if you dont do drugs, perhaps yes lol
2006-12-03 15:08:10 · answer #2 · answered by doda 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'd buy the bird but i wouldn't take it home i would give it to someone else like the adoption place, or the pet store that way his time starts over before they get sick of him. :D
2006-12-03 13:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by bocababy11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wheres the punch line dude???
2006-12-03 14:56:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I choose A. Not really funny though!
2006-12-03 13:49:38 · answer #5 · answered by Patricia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am only 16 but i wud choose cause im cool
2006-12-03 14:02:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy the parrot and set it free. and then tell people i had a polygon.....
2006-12-03 13:47:13 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definatley option c
2006-12-03 14:40:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would choose C.
2006-12-03 14:28:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
c all the way
2006-12-03 13:46:52 · answer #10 · answered by jamie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋