This made me laugh..
Two friends are riding into town when they decide they need to take a pee.
While they are peeing, a rattlesnake springs up and bites one of them on his penis. The other cowboy quickly draws his gun and kills the snake.
He then looks at his friend laying on the ground in pain and says, "Don't move, I'll ride into town and ask the doctor what we should do."
He rides off into town, finds the doctor and tells him what happened. The doctor tells him the only way to save the man is to make a little cut where the snake bit him and suck out the poisin.
He rides back.
His friend asks, "What did the doctor say..?"
"The doctor said that you are going to die.."
2006-12-03 05:40:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Witty. Didn't expect that ending. Need to tell the guys at work that one in the morning.
2006-12-03 05:44:27 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad i chuckled 8/10
2006-12-03 13:50:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is an old joke, but it's still really funny.
2006-12-03 14:22:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh too
2006-12-03 15:10:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is an old joke ... but I think it's funny!
2006-12-03 13:48:12 · answer #5 · answered by Patricia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny! 8.5-10
2006-12-03 13:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, but old
2006-12-03 13:43:02 · answer #7 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that good one
2006-12-03 13:46:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-03 13:50:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-03 13:45:10 · answer #10 · answered by question man 911 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋