Every day a nine-year-old boy walks home from school past a nine-year-old girl's house.
One day he is carrying a football and stops to taunt the little girl.
He holds up the football and says, "See this football? Football is a boy's game and girls can't have one!"
The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter.
Her mother promptly goes out and buys her daughter a football.
The next day the boy is riding home on his bike and the girl shows him the football, yelling, "Nah-na-nah-na-nah."
The little boy gets mad and points to his bike.
"See this bike? This is a boy's bike and girls can't have them!"
The next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boy's bike.
Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts
and says, "You see this? Only boys have these and your mother can't go buy you one!"
The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl, "Well, what do you have to say now?" So she pulls up her dress and says, "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"
2006-12-03 05:40:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao another cracker from the queen of comedy
2006-12-03 07:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A: A blonde trying to put it out.
Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage
Q:What is brown, black and blue was found lying in a ditch?
A: The last brunette that told a blonde joke in front of a blonde.
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
2006-12-03 05:55:34 · answer #2 · answered by Rickard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-29 20:19:29 · answer #3 · answered by chatterton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never a truer word spoken.
2006-12-03 05:46:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Iol - I dont think the reverse applies
2006-12-03 06:20:28 · answer #5 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever Mummy!!!!!
2006-12-03 05:51:14 · answer #6 · answered by Patricia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before but funny
2006-12-03 05:44:49 · answer #7 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and cute
2006-12-03 06:03:19 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Little Sparky♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true....good one
2006-12-03 12:19:48 · answer #9 · answered by Kiky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true you girls have all the luck
2006-12-03 07:14:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋