Here's a perfect example.
Last night a friend of mines came over and we were all dressed up. I had on a very small tiny black miniskirt with black high heels and a black haltertop. i oiled my legs with baby oil so they would be even more striking.
I had just come back from a club when me and my friend were lookingn for some perverts to cyber with. We found none! Is it because we didnt try hard enough? Maybe all of the perverts had already made orgasim and had left? Or was it because they couldnt handle us? Now excuse me while i take out time to vent.
2006-12-03 05:39:56 · 18 answers · asked by Little Black Riding Hood 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
How far up did you apply the baby oil? I wanna chat with you.
2006-12-03 05:45:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that's something you do with yourself on a daily or weekly basis, it's your choice. Honestly, though, this isnt'n the answer you're loking for, but I'll do my best.
Of course, being a Saturday night, you think you would find the best of the night owls lounging around. Dependign on what time you went eagle-eyeing for cyber buddies, they might have already flown the coop for their own reasons. The modern dominatrix antica have far too often succeeded, but sometimes, even the small fish aren't biting the hook.
Maybe it was just bad timing.
2006-12-03 05:46:49 · answer #2 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao...well I cant really see you in the pic u got up, however, you dont look too bad from what I CAN see...so Im not really sure why u couldnt find someone to cyber with..Go into yahoo chat rooms, there are a ton of people who are CONSTANTLY wanting online sex. If you cant find anyone there, check out www.amateurmatch.com they aint free but it looks pretty..well...freaky..
BTW no I dont get on there, I seen it on a popup. lol.
2006-12-03 05:47:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it was fun when I was 15 and then it got old. Why do you want to get turned on by a keyboard. Or worse, a dirty old man pretending to be a young handsome guy. Go out and meet people. Give more then your keyboard a workout.
2006-12-03 05:43:17 · answer #4 · answered by bosco6159 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least it's not as bad as not finding anyone in the club where you can take it personally because guys can literally see you.
2006-12-03 05:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow I was having the same trouble finding women to Cyber with. Me and my wife were looking last night and found nothing. Look us up. I hope you are kinky we are.
2006-12-03 08:20:18 · answer #6 · answered by The Tr@mp Collector 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must have been a slow day..
Usually lots of pervs online
2006-12-03 05:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with the chic upstair what ever you do dont go to the bath room now ok
2006-12-03 05:43:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
call the chat line 678 222 2222 and make your greeting very erotic like i am hot and horny and wet and want your cock talk to me dirty and kinky etc..... say your name is candy
2006-12-03 05:42:33 · answer #9 · answered by confused 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao...you don't even have to be looking for that for it to bite you in the butt 24/7
2006-12-03 05:41:50 · answer #10 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋