okay so heres what happened. i saw 3 bags of fruit loops on the floor so i ate them. later when i went to the bathroom i said" oh no!!! those werent froot loops!!! if they were my poop would be rainbow colored!!!" so i looked at what the bags and the label said"potpourri"!!! i ran up to my room and now have a terrible stomache ache. i summoned a cabbage patch kid to find a golden llama( golden llama milk is said to cure tummyaches) but when he came back he said he didnt find any llamas so i slapped him. no he's really mad and is throwing explosive cabbages at me. what should i do?!?!?
2006-12-03 05:35:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
for some odd reason this question was posted twice. it must have been a glitch
2006-12-03 05:39:36 · update #1
You should seek help from the Smurfs. They should be able to defeat your evil cabbage patch kid using smurfette's nasty, skanky naked body as a decoy, while the rest sneak in and stab him with a million little smurf knifes.
In the future, summon a "Snark" or even a "Gummy Bear", as they are not as prone to violence.
Good Luck!
2006-12-03 05:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whoa. That is so way too confusing. So um take a chill pill and throw out the cabbage patch kid, i think. It is really hard to understand what you are saying. Actually, my advice is not to eat stuff that was off the floor. And cabbage patch kids aren't real. But you did make me laugh. LOL.
2006-12-03 13:39:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
First, you need to ask the Grasshopper King about his new Honda and then try to bite your face for ten minutes or so. That should help clear that up for you, if not, then you should tell the people in the painting that you are a tenderloin and cant help them with the crossword puzzle.
2006-12-03 13:45:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um for starters, lay off the acid.
Use your secret decoder ring to shoot him with a laser beam. hopefully the fibers in his body will cause him to combust. There is also a cabage patch deactivator in the signiture on his butt so all you need to do is pull his pants down to make him quit. you need to eat a bowl of beans and scrambled eggs covered in fairy dust pepper and you'll be cured of your fruity smelly good stomache achies and just stay on the toilet for at least 30 minutes.
2006-12-03 13:41:17 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ok throw your computer at him and the computers internet should throw his evilness off wire and thuss having a good cabbage patch kid
2006-12-03 14:30:33 · answer #5 · answered by jacklint 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....well judging by your name "suicide" turkeys...befriend one of the turkeys and have them suicide bomb the doll?...
2006-12-03 13:38:24 · answer #6 · answered by ~Another Day~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You sure made me laugh...but you should get help...LOL
2006-12-03 13:37:14 · answer #7 · answered by hunny_oh 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OH NO WARE!!!!!
2006-12-03 13:43:35 · answer #8 · answered by Bullz_ eye 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋