Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- Gorgonzola!
- Wait, it is not on yet.
2006-12-03 05:32:12 · 21 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I had to laugh out loud, and thank god I haven't experienced that one yet.
Mentos anyone, it's the Freshmaker!
2006-12-03 05:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by Aphrodite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious.
Here's one for you
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-12-03 05:36:04 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's not too bad, but presentation needs a little work
2006-12-03 05:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ow ploppy go and take a bath and tell her to wash her mouth wa soap and water
2006-12-03 07:10:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's what I call a nasty joke. Real funny, though.
2006-12-03 07:03:03 · answer #5 · answered by ♥hollister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololol thats funny
2006-12-03 05:36:24 · answer #6 · answered by azn boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You never fail, nice one ha ha ha
2006-12-03 06:01:39 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute took me a while to get it
2006-12-03 05:37:07 · answer #8 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-03 05:41:34 · answer #9 · answered by question man 911 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk, but funny
2006-12-03 05:34:46 · answer #10 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋