Blonde joke..?

Question

A blonde lady is pregnant with her first baby..

One day her husband finds her taking a birth control pill!

Horrified, he asks her, "Why are you taking that ?!!! You're already pregnant, honey!"

She replies, "Well I don't want twins!"

Answer 1

WOW. That was funny. The brunette had some brain but not the Blonde. That is a typical Blonde.

Here are some Blonde Jokes

Haircut

A blonde goes to the hair dresser with headphones on her head. The hair dresser says, "You have to take off the headphones."

The blonde refused. The hair dresser tried to cut around the head phones, but she couldn't manage.

The hair dresser took the headphones off the blonde and she passed out. The hair dresser put them back on and the blonde came to.

Completely perplexed, the hair dresser took the headphones and listened.

From the headphones, she heard "Breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."
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The Curvaceous Blonde

After an examination, the curvaceous blonde phoned her gynecologist and asked, "Doctor, would you see if by chance I left my panties in your office?"

He looked in the examining room, returned to the phone and told her, "I'm afraid they're not here."

"Sorry to trouble you, Doctor," she replied. "I'll try the dentist."
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Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss, each day, they noticed the boss left work early.

One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was horrified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

"No way," the blonde exclaimed. " I almost got caught yesterday!"
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BYE - Imtiyaz G

Answer 2

Good one, how about this.

A man and a blond lady are setting at a bar having drinks and watching the television. The 10 o'clock news is on and they are reporting about a man that is about to commit suicide by jumping off a tall building. The man at the bar looks at the blond and says, I bet you twenty bucks he jumps. The blond says, I'll take that bet. Sure enough the suicidal man jumps off the building. The man at the bar takes the blond ladies money. After a few drinks the man at the bar looks at the blond and says, I"m feeling guilty, I have to admit I watched that on the five o'clock news. The blond says, I did too but I didn't think he would do it again.

Answer 3

lol thats pretty good. here check this one

a blond is walking down the street and she comes to an intersection. There is a brunette standing right in the middle of it doing jumping jacks, but instead of counting every jack, she just says "39....39....39....39....39" everytime she does a jumping jack. The blonde thinks this looks fun so she joins in. Soon a car comes speeding toward them. At the last moment the brunette jumps out of the way, but the blonde being dumb stands there and gets hit. After dragging the blonde off the road, the brunette returns to the center of the intersection and starts doing more jumping jacks and saying....."40....40....40....40...40...." :)

Answer 4

i don't get it but here, i got another one.

there's three girls, a red head, a brunette head, and a Blondie head and they are about to rob a store.

right when they re about to leave a police busts in and says "stop right there or I'll shoot" and he points the gun at the red head.

then the red head yells "tsunami!" and points behind the officer. the officer turns around but theres no tsunami.

when he turns back around he points the gun at the brunett head and says "stop or ill shoot". then the brunett head yells "tornado!". and when the officer turned around the brunett head runs away.

when he turns back around the officer points the gun at the blondie and says "stop or i'll shoot!". then the blonde yells "FIRE!" and the offocer shoots the blonde head.

do you get it? the blonde said fire so he shot her?

Answer 5

are all blondes like that. Any way it is a good joke/

Answer 6

you are the suitable! (an component- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes finding on the orange juice can because of the fact it reported: "focus..." Blondie grow to be hypnotized. "one hundred% organic" clean, orange you? = )

Answer 7

lol thats sooooooo funny

Answer 8

sounds good 2 me. lol

Answer 9

cute

Answer 10

weird