The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why? he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. ****."
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
2006-12-03 05:00:27 · 27 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Proper humour, a rare comodity these days lol lol lol
2006-12-03 06:03:56 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-12-03 13:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by Father Jack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a long winded joke only to find there was nothing funny at the end of it.
2006-12-03 13:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by jeeps 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol, i like this one! sat here crying with laughter so much i can hardly see what i am writing. lol
(going back to read it again now as it's so funny)
2006-12-03 13:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lmao 10/10
2006-12-03 13:08:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I heard the one where it was the guy that goes out.. More believable with a guy haha.. Us poor guys..
2006-12-03 13:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was funny the first time I heard it, not so much now.
2006-12-03 13:04:17 · answer #7 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
naughty girl cant beleave she farted that is naughty for a girl good joke
2006-12-03 13:16:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-12-03 13:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-03 16:06:44 · answer #10 · answered by my_heartlieswithin@yahoo.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋