A girl came skipping home from school one day.. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10.. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy..?" She asked.
Her mother replies, "No, it's because you're 26.."
2006-12-03 04:54:40 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's only a joke don't forget.. I'm not trying to offend anyone.. ;)
2006-12-03 04:55:00 · update #1
I know it's a bit long, but I didn't expect the ending..
2006-12-03 05:00:38 · update #2
LOL!!
It is long bt its funny when u get 2 the end i did not expect that @ all.
2006-12-07 00:31:24 · answer #1 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-12-08 08:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, Naz. How about this one: A blonde walks into a curtain shop and asks to look at anything in pink.. after a long time deciding she eventually chooses the material she wants. The assistant asks for the measurements of the window that the curtains are for.
'oooh, 12x11, I think..' she says.
'That's a very small size!!' - says surprised assistant.
'Oh, it's for my new computer!' smiles blonde brightly.
'Uh..computers don't usually have curtains.' , says assistant.
'Hello!!?!! I've got Windows!!!'
2006-12-03 05:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny
2006-12-03 04:59:37 · answer #4 · answered by jon h 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry I'm a blonde an thought it was very funny,although i still cant count to 10 he he.
2006-12-03 06:07:10 · answer #5 · answered by firefly08 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The punch line is ok but it takes a while to get there
6 out of 10
2006-12-03 04:57:25 · answer #6 · answered by ArtieLange 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-12-03 05:01:01 · answer #7 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-03 05:09:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have heard this before but it is funny, im blonde myself so all the blonde jokes i have heard, i just wish i was a 36c!
2006-12-03 04:58:27 · answer #9 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2006-12-08 00:39:22 · answer #10 · answered by PETER COOPER 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋