I ain't good at remembering the long ones.
2006-12-03 04:48:14 · 20 answers · asked by I am actually a Hot Dog 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a man walks into a bar - ouch
2006-12-03 04:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by Atlanta 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A shortest Blonde Joke
Incomplete Number
A blonde is complaining to her friend about the bad day she'd had at work. Her boss had suffered a heart attack and died.
Her friend said, "How horrible! What did you do?"
The blonde shook her head. "There was nothing I could do. He kept yelling at me to call 9-1-1, but he wouldn't tell me the rest of the numbers..."
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-12-03 13:43:33 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rap music
2006-12-03 12:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did ya hear the joke about the olsen twins?
Its TOO funny!
2006-12-03 12:50:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left leg and left arm in an accident?
He's all right now.
2006-12-03 12:51:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
A man stomps into his sons room, looks in the corner and yells, " Son, I thought I told you if you jerk off you will go blind!!" His son sais, " I'm over here dad"
LMFAO
2006-12-03 12:51:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
~Did you hear? Christmas has been canceled.
Apparently my brother told Santa that he had been very good this year,
and Santa died laughing!
2006-12-03 13:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by Kitten2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What animal's got a pri*k halfway up it's back?
Policehorse.
2006-12-03 14:25:53 · answer #8 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
go look in the mirror lol only joking ummmmmmmm
whats michael jackson's new group called???
the under 5's
2006-12-03 12:52:02 · answer #9 · answered by tulip 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Knock knock
2006-12-03 12:49:39 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋