cause when single women come home and there is nothing in the fridge , they go to bed.........
and when married women come home and there is nothing in the bed... they go to the fridge
LMAO
tell me your best joke
2006-12-03 04:37:36 · 9 answers · asked by Blondie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is quite funny lol did u make this up urself?
2006-12-03 05:04:11 · answer #1 · answered by azn boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like Golf...actually I HATE Golf...but my friends like the game, so I play with them when I can...
All of them have hit "holes in one", but not me...I never hit a "hole in one" , but i did HIT A GUY...
and that was wayyyyy more satisfying...
I know you're supposed to yell "FORE".. but I was too busy mumbling under my breath "there ain't no WAYYY that ball is gonna hit him."
2006-12-03 12:44:23 · answer #2 · answered by Christopher H G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Single women, have to maintain themselves attractive to attract a husband, once they hook one, they let go the strenuous effort and concentrate on being fat mamas.
2006-12-03 12:43:05 · answer #3 · answered by markos m 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well
one I like is
"What did the Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
"What about my change?"
"Change must come from within."
2006-12-03 12:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one
2006-12-03 13:10:18 · answer #5 · answered by collegegirlkp93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it is related to love and love making
2006-12-03 14:57:17 · answer #6 · answered by MMaaNN 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. knock knock
whos there
you
you who?
thats cocolate milk, SILLY!!!!
LMAO!
2006-12-03 12:40:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a woman with big boobs works at hooters were does a woman with one leg work.........I HOP
2006-12-03 12:42:29 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think it funny iz mean
2006-12-03 12:42:11 · answer #9 · answered by ahkiya :) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋