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A man and a blonde woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" blonde: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The blonde looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and blonde meet again in the donation center. Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?" blonde : [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

2006-12-03 04:29:15 · 35 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

35 answers

Your on a roll! LOL

2006-12-03 04:30:56 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

LOL ~ ew

carried c** in her mouth all the way to the donation center? funny

2006-12-03 04:33:38 · answer #2 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0 0

Just put the word "blond" in it and you get a thumbs up from me, love them. Give you a 6.

2006-12-03 04:36:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes!

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2006-12-03 04:31:13 · answer #4 · answered by John H 4 · 0 0

haha hey i've got one riddle


a submarine can only hold 20 people at most but oneday,19 males plus a pregnant woman was on board.then,the submarine sank.

Question - why did it sunk?
Ans - submarines were meant to sink

2006-12-03 04:50:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny lmao 10/10

2006-12-03 05:12:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It actually took me a little to get it but when i did i thought it was funny.

2006-12-03 04:32:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pure genius!Got to tell the lads that one.

2006-12-03 04:34:16 · answer #8 · answered by Father Jack 2 · 0 0

Kinda not really kinda ewww

2006-12-03 04:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by xtinkerbellx33 2 · 0 0

and the doc said spit and wash out your mouth good one ploppy

2006-12-03 05:40:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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