A man is very ill lying in a hospital bed,the doctor comes to see him and says the results of your tests are in would you like the good news or bad news.
Bad news first please, he says.
You've got a terminal illness and you've 3 weeks to live.
Okay, whats the good news.
See that fit nurse with the big boobs overthere, i'm shagging her!!!
2006-12-03 04:07:54 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats funny but i am shagging her as well that bastard doctor
2006-12-03 04:10:13 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad, but I give only a 5.
2006-12-03 04:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got even better news!
I just saved a whole bunch of money by switching to Geiko!
2006-12-03 04:10:21 · answer #3 · answered by tofu 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute 5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks.
"I musta got 'em from my Daddy," said the little girl, "cause Mommy's still got hers."
2006-12-03 04:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
such a poor joke... haven't we seen some hundred variations on that format?
2006-12-03 09:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a way to go !
2006-12-03 04:09:45 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe u naughty
2006-12-03 06:46:50 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty but nice
2006-12-03 04:10:52 · answer #8 · answered by Agustin-Jean F 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it!! a classic!!
2006-12-03 04:13:23 · answer #9 · answered by Bleed!ng Star 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋