Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that's come off of me fly? I can't button me pants."
"Oh Angus, I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."
About 5 minutes later, there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling doon the stairs. Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose comes Angus. The little lady looks at him and says, "Oh my, what happened to ya? Did you ask her like I told you?"
"Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button, an she did, everything was goin' fine but when she bent doon to bite off the wee thread, Mr. MacDonald walked in."
2006-12-03 04:04:44 · 12 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's quite funny, mind if i use that?
2006-12-03 04:06:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Cyrill
2006-12-03 12:07:28 · answer #2 · answered by Agustin-Jean F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
let me get up from the floor
hahaha
very funny indeed
btw i have a button that needs sowing i think lol
2006-12-03 12:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
awww, what a shame, well he totally got the wrong end of the stick hahahahahahahahaha.xxxx good liked it, once again xx
2006-12-03 12:07:21 · answer #4 · answered by clicky j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That IS in the Ploppy Pants league, isn't it?
2006-12-03 12:08:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
f***k i have tipped over the high chair and im still laughing
2006-12-03 14:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA
2006-12-03 12:07:11 · answer #7 · answered by Bella 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Youv'e open the crackers early this year !!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-03 23:55:48 · answer #8 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no flies on him then !
2006-12-03 12:08:57 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Blah blah blah blah..........
2006-12-03 12:09:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋