Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says: "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he'always pickna his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letsa me on top. I just canna taka dis anymore."
The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, isa dis true.You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom. Itsa all go'sa back to when I'ma young boy. My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I always follow ev'ryting he say. My poppa one day he says, Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life. Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. Ana number two, never screw up.
2006-12-03 03:54:51 · 14 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi Ploppy, missed you too!
2006-12-03 03:59:34 · update #1
hahahaha very funny
hows my girl ? havent been on lately so i have missed you xx
2006-12-03 03:57:17 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lasr timea I gona tella youa no gooda with the Italiano 1/10
2006-12-03 23:59:00 · answer #2 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats definatly 10 /10
2006-12-03 14:13:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree. You should always keep on top of things !
2006-12-03 11:57:44 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-12-03 12:19:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! why r they talking a funny likea dis? lmao
2006-12-03 12:46:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your good, imao, cheers again xxxxx
2006-12-03 11:57:00 · answer #7 · answered by clicky j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was a good one liked it cheers x
2006-12-03 12:02:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO it's a case of lost in translation...... Ha ha. Thanks for the giggle. Merry Christmas!
2006-12-03 11:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-03 11:59:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋