Sally was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, had never seen Sally looking so sad.
Liz said, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay, but you look so sad. Why?"
Sally replied, "Because I just can't get a man."
Liz said, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."
"Don't be so silly, Sally said, "I know that. I went in the woods because I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."
Liz said, "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Sally replied, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."
"So, how's that gonna help you get a man?" asked Liz.
Sally said, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."
2006-12-03 03:53:23 · 7 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What the f**** was that about then ?
2006-12-03 16:00:43 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MMmm! Was Sally Blonde? Sorry sorry didn't mean to offend! Merry Christmas!
2006-12-03 12:00:31 · answer #2 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah sorry
2006-12-03 12:51:26 · answer #3 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're probably named tawny and snowy ! haha
2006-12-03 12:15:09 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very funny
good to be back in your presence
2006-12-03 11:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one again
2006-12-03 14:17:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smilin
2006-12-03 11:56:44 · answer #7 · answered by nobluffzone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋