Hello My Lost and Forgotten Children.
Why Do you not Worship Raziel, Angel of Chaos, Lord of Destruction? I could Give you so much, I could give you the answers of the Universe. Yet you Deny Me. Why? I offer you so Much? This is you last Chance Atheists; you can either start worshiping Raziel or Face Eternity in Chaos. The Choice is yours.
Which do you chose?
Remember No means Eternity in the Lands of Chaos and Destruction.
2006-12-03 03:53:04 · 16 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Alright, I'll worship you. But I wanna win the lottery!! And I also want to sleep with Scarlett Johanson. Deal??
2006-12-03 03:57:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Raziel is a Jewish angel from the Kabbalah who is thought to be a Keeper of Secrets. There is no reference to him towards Chaos and this is actually against his original depiction. However you might be using information from a video game. Perhaps your religious followers after being tried and tested by Sonic the Hedghog can find salvation in the Princess Zelda and spend eternity collecting Pokemon.
If 16 years of Christian doctrine in schools couldn't make me religious you think you and Barney the Purple Dinosaur stand a chance?
2006-12-03 11:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by jleslie4585 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Raziel? I worship only Epithumia and no one else.
2006-12-03 12:04:05 · answer #3 · answered by =_= 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pastafarian 4 Life!
2006-12-03 11:57:44 · answer #4 · answered by Max D 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
u know that little voice u had in ur head when u wrote this... that we were evil... will that was evil himself telling u that.
and the voice that told u to stop, and take responsability for ur own life, and not other peoples... that was god.
u know when god talks to u, but u, along with the rest of us, have chosen to ignore him.
go get a life and stop annoying people.
2006-12-03 12:02:07 · answer #5 · answered by Kat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Echos of past evangelizing. It's not like we haven't had similar offers before. I guess all religions are derivative.
2006-12-03 12:01:16 · answer #6 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hello to you too my ignorant, weak, fairy-tales-are-real child.
I don't worship anybody, and never will. Final answer
2006-12-03 11:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by Alterna 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I now perceive the error of my ways. Forgive me, my dark Lord.
2006-12-03 11:55:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I don't know... I kinda like chaos...
I mean, so far so good, eh?
2006-12-03 11:56:18 · answer #9 · answered by doom4rent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who think that children are lost and forgotten? who do you think you are? better than others. what makes you think what your mind is telling you is true? i dont have to choose. coz there is only one true answer. YOU PROBABLY WILL NEVER EVER UNDERSTOOD IEVEN N YOUR WHOLE LIFETIME.
2006-12-03 12:33:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋