A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!
One day the wife of one of the Tribe`s noblemen, gives birth to a white baby. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary.
"You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man who has ever set foot in our village. Even Stevie Wonder could see what`s been going on!"
The missionary replies: "No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence - what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief pauses for a moment then says, "Tell you what, you don`t say anything about the sheep, I won`t say anything about the white baby."
2006-12-03 03:52:32 · 9 answers · asked by toppopsy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one lol
there was this canadian woman and she was looking to be maried but she wanted to be married to a man that had not been with anyone else... so she looked high and low and finally she met a man in austrailia
he re assured her that he had not been with anyone else and they were married shortly there after
on their wedding night... she slipped into the bathroom to get all sweet and pretty for her new husband
and when she returned she saw that the furniture had been pushed to the walls in the room...
What are you doing ??? she asked
Why have you moved the furniture ??
Well if being with a woman is anything like being with a kangaroo...I
'll need all the room I can get
lmao
2006-12-03 04:00:18 · answer #1 · answered by Blondie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-12-03 03:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by nobluffzone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-12-03 03:56:00 · answer #3 · answered by Beast from the East 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats way cute
2006-12-03 08:24:55 · answer #4 · answered by my_heartlieswithin@yahoo.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-12-03 03:54:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...damn u stupid 4 posting dis but i'ma use it lol
2006-12-03 03:54:44 · answer #6 · answered by ♥mee mee♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha!
2006-12-03 04:07:26 · answer #7 · answered by Dotr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a sock in it, asshat.
2006-12-03 03:54:40 · answer #8 · answered by d.35tr0y3r 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thanks for the laugh
2006-12-03 04:01:25 · answer #9 · answered by Melisa H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋