Miss Bee was in her 80s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young priest noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of the organ, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his
shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity!
Surely Miss Bee had flipped . . . or something! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor.
When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer.
"Miss Bee," he said, pointing to the bowl, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
"Oh yes," she replied. "Isn't that wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall, and I found this little package. It said to put it on your organ and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think it's working! I haven't had a cold all winter."
2006-12-03 03:51:39 · 24 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
works as well had one on my organ for months
2006-12-03 06:28:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wont get the best answer for this... but it was a slightly above average kinda joke:
7/10
2006-12-03 05:21:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"the rubber poem"
kissing is a habit
******* is a game
guys get d pleasure
girls get the pain
d guy says: "i loveu"
u believe it's true!
but when your tummy
start to swell,
he says:
"to hell wit u"
10 mins of pleasure,
9 months in pain,
3 days in the hospital,
& a baby w/o a name..
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
this wouldn't happen if d rubber was put on....
2006-12-03 03:58:28 · answer #3 · answered by dainty 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ignorance bliss
2006-12-03 03:54:43 · answer #4 · answered by ☺•˚ºo(█?) 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh brilliant! A new joke for me. Thank you so very much! Merry Christmas!
2006-12-03 03:54:19 · answer #5 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha very funny once more
i love a woman with a good sense of humour
2006-12-03 04:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She'd need more than one if it was a pipe organ !
2006-12-03 04:17:11 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really really original! You've cheered me up despite the appalling weather!! ; ¬ )
2006-12-03 04:01:39 · answer #8 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good Joke.
2006-12-03 03:55:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Precious. Older people are so funny sometimes.
2006-12-03 03:54:46 · answer #10 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋