A mother had three daughters and on their wedding, she tells each one of them to write back about their marriage life.
And the first one gets married....
The second day the letter arrives with a single message ... simply: "Maxwell House Coffee!"
Mother got confused and finally noticed a Maxwell House ad: "Satisfaction to the last drop...". So, Mother is happy.
Then the second daughter gets married. Only after a week was there a message that reads; "Rothmans". So the Mother looks into the Rothmans ad, and it says; "LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE". And Mother is again happy.
Then it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious. Finally, after 4 weeks came the message; "BRITISH AIRWAYS". Mother looks into the BA ad, but fainted, "TWO TIMES A DAY, FOUR TIMES A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."
2006-12-03 03:42:20 · 9 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm sure its funny but i dont understand what both ways means , lol
2006-12-03 03:56:49 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My bottom hurts just thinking about it (as Madonna once said - I think it was her SM phase in the early 90s).
2006-12-03 11:48:22 · answer #2 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet the third one was always late coming , and sometimes didn't arrive at all !
2006-12-03 12:27:56 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!
2006-12-03 11:45:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Poor woman, stuck on a plane for four weeks !!!!!!!
2006-12-04 00:08:54 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i tihink i am more of freddie laker airways
past its sell by date lol
good joke
2006-12-03 12:06:31 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWW!! ha ha lol. Merry Christmas!!
2006-12-03 11:55:56 · answer #7 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have mercy !! ; ¬ )))
2006-12-03 12:19:08 · answer #8 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
randy bugger
2006-12-03 14:42:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋