the cooking pot?
2006-12-03 02:33:15 · 8 answers · asked by The Jesus Mohamed Buddha Gimp 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Is this the fat Buddha or the skinny one? I think the only one with the martyr complex is Jesus so I'd vote for him.
2006-12-03 02:42:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus and Mohammed would not starve, because Jesus could walk out onto the ocean, and command all the fish to swim up to the shore, where Mohammed could bash them with a stick and cook them.
Jesus can also command the seagulls to bring breadand fruit for them. Any bread or fruit available would be multiplied miraculously by Jesus, so the Buddah and Krishna could eat also (vegetarians).
Nobody gets cannibalized!
2006-12-03 02:42:05 · answer #2 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christ & budda, then krishna , as mohamed advocates murder,
all the others advocate peace
2006-12-03 02:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by quasar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt mohammed fast alot? he would be the first to succumb to the whole no food thing being that skinny already. (buddha would of course be last)
2006-12-03 02:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by mr e 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus... didn't he say something like "eat this for it is my body" and "drink this for it is my blood". He'd sacrifice himself so the others could chow down.
2006-12-03 02:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
budha. He provides plenty of norishment.
2006-12-03 02:37:09 · answer #6 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they don't ear like u and me
2006-12-03 02:35:51 · answer #7 · answered by george p 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT "IF" Cows Could FLY, what would we need to do?
Thanks, WHAT IF.......
2006-12-03 02:36:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋