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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times

2006-12-03 01:58:28 · 15 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

holy crap, you have to have the right sense of humor for this, but this is probably the funniest thing i've heard in about a week.

2006-12-03 02:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0 0

7 out of 10

2006-12-03 10:00:27 · answer #2 · answered by ArtieLange 2 · 0 0

Teeheehee i dont blame he for laughing!! i wud get kicks outa that too!!!! lol

woop woop!! go the blondes... i'm not a blonde btw lol.. jst v v v v v v hyperactive!!

2006-12-03 10:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahaha, silly blonde.

2006-12-03 10:00:34 · answer #4 · answered by Male16 3 · 0 0

hahahhahahahaha!!! Hilarious!!! Funniest blonde joke i've ever heard. Almost can't stop laughing!!!!

2006-12-03 10:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0 0

I JUST HAPPEN TO BE A DARK- BLONDE! this is critisizam!ugh! the things we blondes do around here! and people still use the phrase " some dumb blondes!" oh well. it's true that blondes have more fun!

2006-12-03 10:02:35 · answer #6 · answered by jessica29406 2 · 0 3

Sounds like my boss

2006-12-03 09:59:42 · answer #7 · answered by Sunnee 3 · 1 0

I don't get it . Does that make ME blond?

2006-12-03 10:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by Star 3 · 0 0

Been there done that!! & I am not Blonde or a woman!!!Hee Hee

2006-12-03 10:02:01 · answer #9 · answered by JerDon & Sara 2 · 0 0

hahha :D

that's a good one

2006-12-03 10:00:22 · answer #10 · answered by CarpeDiem 1 · 0 0

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