I have a Renault Megane, I buy my butter from Marks and Spencers and I am incredibly racist, whats not to love? So why am I still a virgin? Oh I play lots of computer games too. I'm very good.
2006-12-03 01:47:54 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Sack the M&S butter in favour of dripping, and take the Megane for a cruise around the local ethnic community haunts while singing along to "Play That Funky Music White Boy" at full blast with the windows down. The indigenous population will soon assist in getting you laid!
2006-12-03 02:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by hedgeybear 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try forgetting your PC for a while,go to any supermarket you will find the same butter,your magan means very little what is wrong is your attitude,there are lots of racists people but it wont stop them feeling that special pang,or stirring at a beautiful lady,get off your high horse or your gonna stay a virgin for a long time
2006-12-03 11:08:07 · answer #2 · answered by barnowl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know someone like you on YouTube, he is called Unit371x or something stupid like that, he is a Neo Nazi with a stupid attaction to asian girls, he is incredibly racist and everyone spams him.
I will give you the same advice as I gave him. **** off. You don't deserve to be on the same ******* planet as decent women, I bet even the poorest prostitute would refuse to **** you. You are a waste of space...I am good at computer and games, but at least I have a personality and am respectful to everyone (until they give me good reason to do otherwise, like you) If you want to get laid that badly go and buy a blow up woman balloon thing and screw that...
2006-12-03 10:48:30 · answer #3 · answered by crazytoad11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect. You've already answered your own question...someone with your kind of anal retentive qualities is surely bound to be a lone for a while. I suggest dropping the racist thing and going to the Piggly Wiggly to get your butter...oh, and buy an AMERICAN car like a Ford maybe.
2006-12-03 09:52:21 · answer #4 · answered by silentknight64 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should save money by going to another supermarket.
Your car may be fine if it is less than 5 years old.
There is no need for any racism, what is it for?
And I think you may be playing on the virgin a little!
Try and meet a partner on a games website.
2006-12-03 09:54:33 · answer #5 · answered by My name's MUD 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Move to bible belt USA, maybe even Louisana (it was French owned don't cha know, coz not only will you racist views put you in the majority, your French waste of £3000 (please don't say to people you bought it new) will become the talk of gun clubs and KKK meetings across 7 states and Billy Bob's your uncle you will have web footed; one - eyed hermaphrodites chasing your booty all over "The Deep South". Otherwise specialise on one armed weightlifting, for onanistic purposes (masturbation)
2006-12-03 11:38:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As you clearly are materialistic you must have disposible income. Therefore why not just buy services if it is such an issue. Alternatively chill and learn that there is no point trying to hurry it along - everything happens in good time...
2006-12-03 09:51:12 · answer #7 · answered by bovie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm lead to believe that ladies these days prefer low fat spread to butter. All else seems to be in order. Change to Flora or Utterly Butterly and you'll be moistening gussetts from 50 yards...
2006-12-03 09:52:10 · answer #8 · answered by R Stoofaloh 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The reason you can't get laid is b/c you're a dumba.ss. I would never sleep with anyone so lame as you are. Even if you have all these money and great at computer games (big whoop) your personality sucks.
2006-12-03 10:02:01 · answer #9 · answered by Callie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just as well you are good on the computer, maybe they will invent one you can lose your virginity too as that's all your gonna get with an attitude like yours , feel sorry for you but you deserve all you DONT GET
2006-12-03 09:57:30 · answer #10 · answered by smouldering wolf 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋