Snoring Roomate
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.
"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.
"Never better."
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Marine.
"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine" explained.
"I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
2006-12-03 01:32:04 · 13 answers · asked by Pinky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was really funny. Nice Idea to keep somebody waking up all night.
Here's a Good Joke for you.
1. A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived
Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-12-03 01:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-12-03 09:49:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-03 09:34:20 · answer #3 · answered by bamagrits84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! How can I make this work for my husband!
I gave it a thumbs up.
2006-12-03 09:58:27 · answer #4 · answered by Adrienne C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before...I would rate it 7
2006-12-03 09:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wicked 10/10
2006-12-03 10:54:00 · answer #6 · answered by HHH 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a really good joke. i would give it a 8.8.
i also like Imtiyaz G joke.
2006-12-03 10:07:16 · answer #7 · answered by puppy1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was funny
I'd give it an 8
2006-12-03 09:47:13 · answer #8 · answered by sexy_love_vi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have no idea how many sleepless nights i have had.
2006-12-03 10:01:40 · answer #9 · answered by kman1830 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one!! i'd give it an 8.5.
2006-12-03 09:49:38 · answer #10 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋