they just make me lauff but i dont have any children but i really want to!! wat did u children dooo something really funny?
2006-12-03 01:22:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
hehe well i just remembered..my WHOLE family(its well loads) were in my cousins house sittin thinkin about grandma-she died when i was 3:( my 3 years old cousin was realy bored and she was sittin next to my old cousins..she puts up her middle finger(f*ck) to my cousins i was cracked up!!!!!!!!!!! my old cousins are like 18 and 30 years old...she kept saying "f*ck) is number 3! one two three i said noo its rude and thats one! that was soo funny.... and other one she asked me whos farting! dont go there cos the smell is sooooooo bad and i know who FARTED!!! and everyone nearly heard her hahaha x i said oh ok......i was scared and confused! lol
2006-12-03 02:26:16 · update #1
I took my 2 year old into the public restroom with me at a restaurant on Friday night. In the stall, I kept yelling at her not to touch anything. She finally decided to pull the toilet paper out of the holder. I thought, hey, at least it's the only thing in this stall not covered with germs. Well, she took all the paper, balled it up, and yelled, "HERE MOMMY, WIPE YOUR BUTT!!!"
Everyone waiting in line outside cracked up laughing!
2006-12-03 01:33:14 · answer #1 · answered by fastattackcat 2 · 9⤊ 0⤋
When my oldest son was little, he had to have a physical to enter pre-school. We had a new physician who was very pro-active and gung-ho. Prior to (and while) checking my son for hernias, this doctor educated him in regards to physical exams and bad touching. This doctor was very thorough. Covered just about every aspect. This man wanted my son to know right from wrong and what to do if anyone, for whatever reason (good or bad) attempted to touch him "down there."
At the end of the exam and education the doctor asked my son, "Now, what are you going to do if someone wants to touch you down there?"
He was expecting "Loudly say 'NO' and get away. Find an adult that you love and trust and tell them..."
I will never forget the crushed look on the doctor's face when my son answered "Turn my head and cough?"
2006-12-03 02:40:55 · answer #2 · answered by buggeredmom 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
On Thanksgiving this year we were at my parents and my stepmom was in the kitchen cooking the most delicous meal. My 3 year old son went in there and said, "Grandma are you big?" She thought for a moment and without knowing where he might be going with this she said, "Yes, I am big!" He said, "Ok, good. Can you go kill that spider in the bedroom?" We all cracked up. Arent kids the cutest things. I bet you get some good stories. Hope they warm your heart.
2006-12-03 01:31:25 · answer #3 · answered by griggser 2 · 11⤊ 0⤋
When we were in the movie store my daughter and my husband were in the little kid isle nextt hing i hear across the room is "EWwwww daddy you farted" i know everyone heard it and my husband just started dieing laughing my daughter came running to me and kept saying he farted he farted! i wanted to run out of the store..i dont know what she was thinking....then a few weeks ago we went to the doctor and there was a lady sitting across from us and my daughter was playing and the lady kept looking at us funny and my daughter goes "mommy shes ugly" and im lke oh god!!! when there that little they have sooo many opinions!!!
2006-12-03 02:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by cutenwild1769 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
My 13month old has done many things amusing. He breaks out in fits of laughter whevever any one gags or sneezes. He also thinks its funny whenever he hears anyone fart or burp. We have dogs and he likes to copy them by carrying things in his mouth and when he drinks from a cup he uses his tounge to lap up the liquid.
2006-12-03 16:02:18 · answer #5 · answered by Catelyn O 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Last spring my 18 yr. old and I were makeing out her highschool graduation invations while my 4yr old watched and my 3month old slept in her boncy chair. My 4 yr old asked what the stamps were for so we explained to her that you put them on a letter or package and the mailman picks it up and takes it away to who ever you want. about 20 mins later we heard the mailman outside laughing ..when we wnt to the door we saw that my 4 yr old had covered her sister w/ stamps and told the mailman to take her away.
2006-12-03 02:00:19 · answer #6 · answered by GI 5 · 10⤊ 0⤋
My husband and I are trying to teach our 35 month old daughter manners and she's pretty good about saying please, thank you, your welcome, and excuse me without being prompted. On Thanksgiving we were driving my sister-in-law to my in-laws house. When she burped without saying excuse me I wanted to reinforce the lessons we had been teaching our daughter so I asked my daughter what we say when we burp to which she replied, "I didn't burp. I just farted." The three adults (sister-in-law, my husband and I) thought it was hysterical especially since she had such a serious tone of voice.
2006-12-03 01:31:43 · answer #7 · answered by Miriam Z 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I jumped out of my bed @ 15 months and I slept on the floor 4 2 yrs after that refusing to go near a bed unless I was with my mom on her chest with my face listnig to her heart. Finally we got a very small matress close to the floor that my perents told me was NOT a bed. I slept on it.
2006-12-03 02:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by lilyinparis 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
my little boy is 2 and potty training, when he has a messy diaper he'll hold his nose. the other day he walked to the kitchen door holding his nose, waving a diaper in the air. I think that was my signal.
yesterday he pooped in the potty for an M&M.
2006-12-03 01:41:52 · answer #9 · answered by babygirlnc 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Whenever my 3 year old want to color she would always say mommy you wanna crayon with me ( not color but crayon) I thought is was funny even if you don't
2006-12-03 01:28:03 · answer #10 · answered by This is just my opinion! 4 · 8⤊ 0⤋