A flat-chested woman was delighted when her Fairy Godmother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man said, "Pardon," to her.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said, "Pardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic. The next day she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven! She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, "hundreds of pardons for my clumsy behavior."
The next day the headline in the local newspaper said, "Chinese Waiter Crushed by Two Torpedoes!"
2006-12-03 01:09:44 · 26 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A bonus joke;
One day Jack met his old friend George on the road.
Jack " Hi George long time no see, what is latest ?"
George " Nothing much got married 4 months ago"
Jack: " Really! how is it?"
George: "Okay I guess..she cooks, cleans, and sleeps next to me"
Jack knowing George as being a bit daft asks " Sleeps next to you, nothing done?"
George: " Nothing like what ?"
Jack thinks for a bit and says invite me to your place today and I'll show you and George agrees. After they had a meal Jack suggests to George to go hide in the bedroom cupboard and peep through the keyhole. George goes into the cupboard and Jack goes for Georges wife. After they'd finished the action George’s wife went to wash-up and George came out.
Jack asked :" did you see what I did.. That's what YOUR SUPPOSE TO DO!"
George Shakes his head. Few weeks later Jack met George.
Jack: " So how's it going are you doing what I showed you to do"
George: " YEAH!! now EVERDAY I bring someone in and hide in cupboard
2006-12-03 01:16:20 · update #1
u r the master of jocks arent u?!!
well i always click on ur questions without even reading (byseeing the logo) ans i always land up smiling.
thanks
2006-12-03 07:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how do you catch an elephant??? first you dig an exactly 6meter by 6meter hole that is 5meters deep. then you throw some ash trees in the hole and burn them so you have exactly 2 inches of ash on the bottom of the hole. Then you go buy some fresh peas and put a pea around the top of your circle every 3 inches. Then you go hide behind a bush until the elephant comes. when the elphant comes kick it in the ash while its taking a pea lol i know kinda cheesy but funny
2006-12-03 01:34:58 · answer #2 · answered by alto clarinet player 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there replaced into no different decision different than taking the single or 2 rounds of loose beverages presented by the pilot as a gesture and a demonstration of appology for the postpone. The minister replaced into taken by the look of the hostess. i found it offensive for the minister to make jock out of her. Had I have been the single that witnessed this, i might have instructed the minister to understand the take a seat the place he replaced into in.
2016-10-17 15:42:18 · answer #3 · answered by lurette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read another headline which said ''Big Bust Up In Tak a Whay's''
2006-12-03 01:31:29 · answer #4 · answered by 2_right 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did not care too much for the torpedoes,
George’s closet sex zapped its thunder.
2006-12-03 07:01:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Second one forced me to laughter in my office...oh man....poor George....
2006-12-03 23:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
superb.
10/10 for the superb jokes.
where do u get them?
2006-12-03 01:48:48 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good as a A-joke
but y can't u say something vegetarian
2006-12-03 01:21:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
hee hee
2006-12-03 01:24:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
first one ia really funny !
second one z old but good !
2006-12-07 18:10:16 · answer #10 · answered by galrose 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋