Elton John was found dead this morning with chocolate around his @rse hole
Apparentley George Michael had been careless with his whisper
2006-12-03 00:31:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh god,now you've gone and upset the gay
activists.
2006-12-03 00:36:51 · answer #1 · answered by composepro 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
And i thought candle in the wind was his favourite. Oh well. time for a celebration now elton?
2006-12-03 08:51:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is that where Cadbury's got the name chocolate finger from I wonder, but let's just hope he's still smelling of roses anyway.
2006-12-03 08:52:29 · answer #3 · answered by 2_right 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke about two marmite miners Ha! Ha! Ha!
2006-12-03 09:34:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
tee hee i think that was ok, except the wispa must have been out of date cos they stopped making them about 5 years ago.
Maybe it was wispa poisoning that killed him, best call the kop kops.
2006-12-03 09:03:44 · answer #5 · answered by Ali 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Fugging good one
2006-12-03 08:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You sniffed to much glue, Fine Larry!
2006-12-03 08:36:20 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well, I for one am NEVER gonna dance again. My guilty feet have got no rhythm.
2006-12-03 08:33:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL, that was good one, I'll definitely recycle that one down the pub,
2006-12-03 08:58:39 · answer #9 · answered by Jamieson 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's not what he meant when he told him "You put the boom boom into my heart".
2006-12-03 09:23:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋