One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you
firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought
herself better
and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the
breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could
get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and
grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she
said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of
the postman, the gardener, the poolman . . . and your brother!
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2006-12-03 00:23:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow hahahahhaha Good one
2006-12-03 00:27:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two thumbs up.
2006-12-03 08:33:12 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha... Nice one!!!
2006-12-03 08:30:52 · answer #3 · answered by Zen Azura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the best i've heard in a while
2006-12-03 08:28:15 · answer #4 · answered by kyality 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahhaha!!!! Hilarious!!!! Nice one!!!!
2006-12-03 08:29:02 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch,
lol
2006-12-03 09:32:36 · answer #6 · answered by maze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that was totally great. loved i. serves Him right. thanks for the laughs. 10000000 haha's from me to you.
2006-12-03 08:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really good one
2006-12-03 09:01:51 · answer #8 · answered by Stella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you make this up, its hella funny!!!!!!!
2006-12-05 03:00:41 · answer #9 · answered by oofagook 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Funny! Thanks for the laugh this morning :)
2006-12-03 09:04:59 · answer #10 · answered by AB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋