For Sale, one wife with 48 years on the clock, good little runner, bodywork needs attention, repainted 7.30 this morning, upholstery not bad, slight rattling sound at high speed, water system leaking slightly (easily plugged), runs sweet as a nut on gin and tonic when rattling seems to stop, large boot, serviced regularly, only one owner, name your price, will consider p/x for earlier model with good MOT !!!
2006-12-02 23:14:01 · 18 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
keep her ,gd 1 lol 8/10
2006-12-02 23:19:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd offer you a straight swop with mine but if you accepted then you'd loose your sense of humour which would be a loss to us all.
2006-12-03 00:53:31 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's the 'leaking' bit that gets me.Take her to the nearest junkyard.lol.
2006-12-02 23:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by michael k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many miles/Gal ? First registration date?
2006-12-02 23:18:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep her.......whatever you're saying i don't get it sorry. but keep her (keep whatever it is) if u want to. is it a pet? lol
anywayz.............that guy's got an awfully LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG message as if you'll even read dat!!!!!!!!! some people just waste their time when they could have answered 70 other Qs~!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-02 23:33:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You meanie!! Hope your wife has a sense of humour!!
2006-12-03 01:07:34 · answer #6 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my bid $1 , i seriously need a maid for my aunt
2006-12-02 23:44:20 · answer #7 · answered by ♦ arc duke ♦ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How dare you put ME up for sale !
2006-12-03 03:00:36 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mean, yet funny...lol. Nice spin to it.
2006-12-02 23:46:14 · answer #9 · answered by Katsika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....you bad boy, you know you want to keep her really
2006-12-02 23:16:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋